Strideo pigeons and bludgeoning seem like they should go together, but please, don't do it! it takes eons to clean them off the pavement.

you may have better luck with chameleons because they tend to blend right in.

among the pantheon of bludgeonable singular_nouns try Napoleon when he's riding in his galleon with his surgeon.

of course I've only covered a smidgeon of proper bludgeoning etiquette but as they say time is simoleons and I must be on my way to a late night luncheon.
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