turin nocturnal homicidal Turin, Italy. July 21st. gotta reserve my tickets. good-bye Bono. 010508 ... bono prepares for death Well, at least that gives me time to grow some more stubble. 010508 ... nocturnal do whatever you want, just be sure you're in turin on july 21st. I know I will be. and, since I'll already be there, maybe I can find some good fat italian men. 010508 ... johnny west NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 010508 ... nocturnal oh, johnny! where'd you come from? anyway, about those italian men.... I figured after a good killing, a girl might need some fat italian lovin. 010508 ... johnny west Perhaps you should wait until I find out what the women are like before you jump into something like that... 010508 ... nocturnal good point. you go do some fat chicks, tell me all about how that goes. and while you're there, check out the fat guys, too. that way I'll know what I'm getting myself into. 010508 ... johnny west I'll even make a point of checking out the guys FIRST. Wow. I'm so gracious. Excuse me a moment... ::he vomits on the floor:: 010508 ... nocturnal headed to some corner on bourbon not again! you just puked a couple weeks ago. well this can't be a good sign. being gracious apparently makes you sick, so you should maybe return to your mean manwhore ways. I'll just go into the prostitution biz which is probably what I was made to do anyway. 010508 ... johnny west examining the 2nd coming of his lunch We're successfully turning blather pages into aim-ish thingies. And it was the thought of boning a fat Italian guy that made me sick. 010508 ... nocturnal oh, I see how that might make you sick. but I still think I'm gonna stick to my prostitution plan. I mean, that is a guaranteed calculus-free profession. and I think it's damn funny that we turned this into our own aim. now everyone can read the kinds of conversations we have. the insanity might be contagious. wouldn't that be wonderful if we drove fellow blatherers insane? woohoo! 010508 ... god i have chosen you two!! STEAL THE SHROUD OF TURIN, GET JESUS'S DNA AND CLONE THAT HIPPY! FULFILL THE PROMISE OF THE SECOND COMING!!! 010508 ... nocturnal I suppose you haven't heard of the issues I have with that blasted kid of yours. he's caused me nothing but pain. of course I'll talk to johnny about it, but I'm not so sure I want that guy cloned. We'll see. depending on when I talk to johnny next, I'll get back to you as soon as I can, god. whatever I decide, I want you to know that I am greatly honoured that you have picked me after all the crap I've ever said about you. thanks. 010508 ... bono in lingerie I am the second coming. I will fill in for my estranged lover, the recently castrated Johnny West. This is my chance to do something noteworthy before my death! Together, my new love and I cannot fail. But first...to the nearest bathroom! I gotta pleasure myself. Ooh yes... 010509 ... nocturnal damn, well I guess that means we'll do it. wish I didn't have to team up with bono, though. plus, I hardly see how he'll possibly find the time to steal the shroud. I mean, seems to me he'd be pretty busy doing stuff for the show, but whatever. so looks like I shall do god's bidding. first time for everything. 010509 ... bono in lingerie ::: rubbing a hand over his thick, coarse stubble ::: The day of my death is upon me. Ah well. Might as well make the best of what time I have left. Groupies, here I come! 010721 ... tonya bullet the blue sky? 010721 ... bono in lingerie ::: breathing heavily in an alley ::: ...Uh...yes...gak!...that's amazing!...I've never practiced bestiality before...Christ!... 010721 ... nocturnal it is done. 010722 ... bono in lingerie Really? I don't feel too dead. ::: zipping up his pants, he stumbles a bit and smacks his head into a hard sheet of air ::: Aye, I guess I do. At least I had my fun before I went. Hey...back up a sec...how can I be blathing now if I'm dead? And that wasn't really who you would have us believe it was, I'm sure...Can't be...And the...uh...I don't feel so... ::: after releasing one final falsetto note from his vocal folds, he keels over and sort of dies yesterday, although he will surely be back at some point, in some form ::: 010722 what's it to you? who go blather from