redmeat silentbob boss: Look, Milkman Dan...this is absolutely the last time i'm going to tell you about the unacceptable levels of bottle breakages on your route. Next time you're fired. Milkman dan: But sir! It's like i told you last week. i just need a little time to get the hang of that new truck mounted Milk Catapult i invented! Boss: I have an idea... how about you just walk up to the porch and set them down like a normal person? Milkman Dan: Oh come on now, sir...I'm usually far too drunk to walk. 010130 ... pilgrim While taking a research class for her Masters Degree, my Wife interned with the Coronors Office. She likes to think that she's as tough as the next and so, even though it wasn't required for Her project she opted to attend an autopsy. It was a murder victim whos' killer had tried to destroy the evidence by wrapping the corpse in a rug, and setting it on fire. Didn't work of course, just managed to cook him medium well. My wife had never pictured Humans as Animal, and never realised that bones were tied to meat just like hogs or cattle. To this Day she can't eat Bar-B-Qed Ribs. And as a courtesy to her I won't either. At least not in Her presence. 010131 ... chanaka bobby bobby!! what cartoon is that? what's it called? i NEED it 010131 ... twiggie some of the red meat people scare me. but i still think they're funny. 010131 ... birdmad http://redmeat.com glad to know i've been such a bad influence on you, bobby. go to: meat locker in the archive, click any of these titles for a good warped laugh: *pencilnecks on the poopdeck *effluvium dunk-tank *nine-foot-long outhouse ladle *tundra clump under scrub *comedy's malformed twin (and it's follow-up:) *on the tippy-toes of tastelessness mmmm, mmm, kreepy 010131 ... chanaka i want the specific title..... i want to make out with whoever started redmeat.com 010131 ... silentbob hahahaha i dont remember the title just look for milkman dan's archive 010131 ... nocturnal yeah, I actually went looking for it and found the title. it's "the antidote for pleasant moments." glad I could help 010131 ... dead clown surprise the doleful mewling of freshly-weaned wussies and tedium's oaken tent pole 010201 ... chanaka why, thank you but now my printer won't print WHY?!! WHY!?!! fuck oh, i'm still gonna makeout with whoever started that 010201 ... twiggie *giggles* i read some today, haven't in awhile. *giggles again* 010306 ... kingsuperspecial TED: Say dan, I know it's only six in the morning, but why don't you come in for a drink? MMD: I'd love to Ted, but I'm already drunk! TED: Me too! TED AND MMMD TOGETHER: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I fucking LOVE that cartoon. 011010 what's it to you? who go blather from