trasnform
tonya
a
an
impaired
attempt
at
shape_shifting
brought
on
by
to
many
hits
from
the
bong_tread
whilst
trying
to
park
the
pong_sled
in
the
gong_shed
Yopur
,
once
after
a
particularly
harsh
bender
accidentally
tuned
himself
partway
into
a
basket
of
phonographic_avocados
christ
!
what
a
racket
he
made
had
he
not
changed
back
in
time
,
we
would
have
surely
turned
him
into
subsonic_guacamole
just
to
quiet
him
down
turns
out
that
hampi
and
shitman
were
to
blame
which
is
why
we
say
what
we
say
about
those
two
020902
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from