distance_vanished green_tenedril okay. maybe this means i should quit blathering and go to bed. but hey, now i just tried to go to distance and it is gone just like shakespeare... am i missing something here? 010507 ... nocturnal there must be some meaning in this. first love, then shakespeare, now distance. oh, what does it all mean?! 010508 ... bono in lingerie It means U2 will take over the world! Ahahahahaha! 010508 ... nocturnal U2! of course! that's what was missing in my soundtrack. for all those whiny, unsexy times, U2 always seemed to understand. I know I always make it sound like I hate U2, but I really don't. just think they've made an incredible downhill slide in their new album. it sucks. I'm just disappointed. I do like their older stuff, though. 010508 ... bono in lingerie. The Bono-basher confesses! Come to Bono. He forgives you. 010508 ... nocturnal just cuz I said I don't hate their music does NOT mean I find bono sexy, or even attractive in the least bit. so you go away, bono. go to canada. I hear you have quite a following there. 010508 ... bono in lingerie ::starts singing falsetto:: 010508 ... nocturnal stuck :::starts running away::: but to where? I can't run off into the distance, for distance has left us. 010508 ... bono in lingerie You can't run from me, love. Love is blindness...I don't wanna seeeeeee...Wrap your shit around meeeeee... 010508 ... nocturnal I hate you bono. 010508 ... bono in lingerie Would you like me to sing "Beautiful Day"? 010508 ... nocturnal you are such a piece of shit. 010508 ... denzel Don't worry, baby. Just say the word and I'll blow his ass away. 010508 ... nocturnal the word 010508 ... bono in lingerie ::singing:: It's a beautiful dayyyyy... Don't let it get a- ::he is pumped full of lead, gyrating rhythmically as he goes:: 010508 ... nocturnal grateful and the world breathes a collective sigh of relief. 010508 ... denzel But you be careful. I got a feeling he's gonna be back...in even sexier lingerie. You just be careful. 010508 ... nocturnal shit. why can't anyone just die?! 010508 ... denzel It's got something to do with polluted fish, I think. No matter. You're safe for now. 010508 ... nocturnal on a rampage for now is just not good enough. that's it. I'm going to find that damn bono right now and take care of him myself. are they on tour now? this is going to require some research to hunt that bastard down and end this horrific drama. 010508 ... bono in lingerie We're jamming at my place right now, love. Pre-show rehearsals, y'know. Come on in and join us! You could be one of our groupies! 010508 ... nocturnal I'll be seeing you in Turin, bono. 010508 ... bono in lingerie Woohoo! More pre-show sex! 010508 ... nocturnal under too much finals stress see turin heh heh heh 010508 ... nocturnal well this is ridiculous. it's still not back. I wonder what could be wrong? willy's still missing, too. this is odd. 010527 ... nocturnal yup. still not there, in case anyone was wondering. 010711 ... blue star Bono is the sexiest man on television. 020422 ... Evil Parallel (and quite naked) Bono I'm wide awake i'm not sleeping 020422 ... Sonya then reappeared, larger and more taunting than ever 020902 what's it to you? who go blather from