iguanadon
Lore Fitzgerald Sjberg
Aladar,
the
proto-proteagonist
from
the
Disney
Dinosaur
movie
,
was
an
Iguanadon.
They
didn't
play
that
up
much
in
the
promotional
material
,
because
"Iguanadon"
is
a
dumb
name
.
It
means
"Iguana
Tooth
",
which
sounds
like
one
of
those
inexplicable
taunts
third
graders
make
up
if
your
name
doesn't
rhyme
with
"
butt
"
or
"
fart
".
The
other
thing
is
that
Iguanadons
had
a
pointy
thumb
-like appendage
which
sticks
straight
up
in
most
Iguanadon portrayals,
which
makes
the
things
look
like
they're
patiently
waiting
for
Peterbilt
to
be
founded
so
they
can
hitch
a
ride
to
the
next
Phish
concert
.
Rating:
C
011028
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