greek hot dog stand owner (BC 510-452). caught a javelin in the buttocks. sold his sandals to some sophist whose lecture on rhetoric went in one ear and out the other. hammer of zeus, he cried. may the parthenon fall from the heavens on thee! barefooted, sprayed mustard all over the togas of many, including zytoclimograsty the funky slave trader and speedothenes the lycra peddler.