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DammitJanet
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we thought it was 1230 but it was 230. madlibs til 3. packed and ready to go. blue teams ready, whats the holdup?. stashing money and letters. don't forget your shoes. socks? what are those?. the long drive in the dark. forgetting a camera in the car. my backpack exploded. thank god for bungies. hugs and kisses goodbye.
i'm checking this damn thing. hello usda. long line ups. smelly boys. not wanting to leave. hey wait, give me that. panicking. i like it! i want one!. hey canada, where do you live? is that in the states somewhere?. all that for a rock?.
stuck in the back of the plane. for 15 minutes. sitting in the dreaded middle. stupidest movie on the face of the planet. gonna vomit. sick as a dog. trying to sleep. one grape?. snow on the ground. we landed at the right finger.
3 hour layover. most expensive sandwich i ever bought. tattletale. nagger. question-girl. not impressed. laughing at mad libs. hot brown pee shits. finally.
i love empty planes. why do i only see water? we don't live by the ocean, where the hell did we go?!. bob's a crazy driver. and so is his co-pilot... bob.
looking for the "bastards and sons of bitches" sign. our ride is here. everyone's name is chris. longest car ride i've ever been on. finally home. happy but not. man is the cat pissed. he humped everything.
i want to go back already.
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