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anonymouse Dear Mr. Silentbob, How could red blather possibly exist let alone function with out one of these?!?!?! 010603
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silentbob Easily

While not making attempts at trying to be JUST LIKE BLUE, this place can EASILY run without an ASK column.
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Dafremen For ONCE I think Silent Bob is mistaken. 010604
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anonymouse yes without his intelligent inferences life would cease to go on. for he is the one that holds the answers to all the questions of the universe... 010604
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j_blue yes, and in this new dimension of blathery blatherness, where would we go for the red_skinny on life? 010604
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kendera no silent bob is right.
red blather is about independnness realness, and to the pointedness.

if you really want his advice, just instant message him msn style.
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Dafremen No thanks, I like it here better. Silent Bob, you now have TWICE the access to your people as before. There's Silent Bob Blue and Silent Bob Red. 010605
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j_blue i come in and out alot, is there a silentbob as priest of his own religion page around somewhere yet? 010605
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Dafremen Good ideeeeaaa! Hey can someone set up a priest_of_silent_bob blather pronto?!

You're sooo clever!
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silentbob if i have my own religion its completely unintentional 010606
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the holy doughnut eventually they may want to crucify you 010606
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Dafremen I think that's why silentbob already has his own following. He has crucified himself on the cross of common decency and now he's stuck with it. Of course people seem to adore him for it.

Thank GAWD I never got involved with that common decency sh*t. Being a messiah has GOT to be a big pain in the ass. Whadda ya say S.B.? Is it man?
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silentbob it can be when people don't accept the nice boy thing.
Hes a nice boy, i cant date him. i wouldnt want to ....... ruin it.

Or...
I try to say nice things but they deny them. "No, people don't like me."
Even when i'm being honest, they don't accept it. GRR!
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j_blue fems can be so irritating 010606
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splinken everybody was kung fu fighting? 010614
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anonymouse Hello and welcome to the first gathering of the teachings of the religous following of Silentbobisms (Silentbob's silent for a reason unintentional religon) Tonight we will focus on The Book of Bob. 011107
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Norm I've got a question. Why did you run away? What clowns made you ditch the blue? 011121
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silentbob never ran away i did
never ditched the blue did i
i commute
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chanaka can i borrow your dvd player? 011127
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anonymouse Dear Bobby,
Will I ever be someone's first choice and not their last resort?
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silentbob you are always my first choice. to answer your question, yes 020506
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Dafremen Bob,

How large a space in your oh so enormous heart have you reserved for the dafster? Hmmmm?

P.S. Just so you know, the missus and I already picked out your Christmas present.
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spoons guess what bobby???


my tiffa is gonna come with me!
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spoons Dear Silentbob,

Where has daf gone?

your pal,
spoons
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silentbob daf
huge
spoons
whats a tiffa?
spoons
i dont know
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