retarditis_pigmytoaters
kingsuperspecial
I
just
found
out
I
have
a
rare
affliction
. Incurable, disfiguring,
worse
than
monsylabic_gingevitis.
I
think
the
thing
that
scares
me
the
most
about
having
this
handicap
is
the
loneliness
.
Every
day
I
live
with
my
disease
,
and
all
the
ketchup
in
the
world
won't
help
.
010724
...
ever dumbening
i
did
hear
once
that
a
laying_on_of_hams
does
wonders
to
at
least
alleviate
the
shortness
011205
...
Doar
and
they
now
sell
special
carpal_diem
balm
for
the
firestarters.
050726
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from