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paste! def: assertively weaves a garden hose into an small castle of hostile chipmunks.

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def: hastily builds a large supply of emergency rations from baby_satan's_snack_tips.
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paste! the neologism czar! i think it's time to R-U-N-N-O-F-T 010619
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paste! def. for 12-03-01: grabs the dynamite from the mouse (who, despite furriness, always has ill intentions) and proceeds onto a naked photo shoot of thyself, dynamite in hand, for next year's community calender; then paints a subconscious boundless rendition of picasso's 'guernica' on a silk placemat, all in the amount of time it takes a llama w/o a sore throat to whistle "come as you are". 011203
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