droll_humor Wikipedia I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me, they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "What?" and turn my head slightly. --Mitch Hedberg 080107 ... lippy who the fuck is Mitch Hedberg? Americans arn't funny, they laugh at their own jokes. 080107 ... lunatic jesus Our best jokes we export as "dignitaries". Be honest. You laugh at them, too. 080107 what's it to you? who go blather from