coffee_mug_quotes
paste! "looks like a dinosaur is coming through, ma."
"no, that's just grandpa."

COFFEE MANGLES MY LAZY!

i'm not over the hill, but i'm tired...so tired.

cup of coffee: 84 cents
peeing in your wig: priceless

HAM does not go in here, please

NABISCO SUCKS!
(Pepperidge Farm Annual Picnic 1992)

"if they wlll not handle the trevailly,
get from out the zerkitch!"

touch my mug, i send you to the fishes.
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