florida
silentbob
Illegal
for
single
,
divorced
,
or
widowed
women
to
parachute
on
Sunday
afternoons.
Rats
are
forbidden
from
leaving
the
ships docked
in
Tampa Bay.
An
elephants tied
to
a
parking
meter
must
pay
a
regular
parking
fee
.
Women
may
be
fined
for
falling
asleep
under
a
hair
dryer,
and
som
may
the
salon
owner.
Men
may
not
be
seen
publicly
in
any
kind
of
strapless
gown
.
Hunting
and
killing
a
dear
while
swimming
is
illegal.
You're
not
allowed
to
break
more
than
three
dishes
a
day
,
or
chip
the
edge
off
more
than
four
cups
and
/or saucers.
Miami: Illegal
to
go
around
imitating
animals
.
Saratoga: Illegal
to
sing
while
wearing
a
bathing
suit
.
020328
...
bijou
p
le
a
se
i
can
handle
the
twenty
days
.
just
come
home
alone
and
alive
this
time
.
"
then
why
did
you
come
tonight
?"
because
i
love
you
.
020630
...
limanne
Thanks
, Florida,
for
making
life
better
for
pregnant
pigs.
021106
...
tender_square
i
can't
for
the
life
of
me
understand
why
canadians
and
midwesterners
flock
here
in
their
retirement
years
.
it's
only
been
two
days
and
i
can't
leave
this
state
fast
enough
.
220515
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from