termites
raze
did
you
know
they
chew
through
wood
twice
as
fast
when
they're
listening
to
rock
music
?
dig
out
your
old
dusty
copy
of
"frampton
comes
alive
!"
and
watch
that
two
-by-four disappear.
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...
ovenbird
Upon
returning
home
from
a
walk
I
discover
a
painful
bruise
blooming
on
the
bottom
of
my
left
foot
just
where
my
arch meets
my
heel
.
It
’s
a
confounding
leak
as
I
did
absolutely
nothing
to
prompt
it
.
My
walk
took
place
on
even
ground
and
I
didn’t
step
on
anything
unusual,
which
means
my
blood
vessels
simply
failed
.
I
suspect corrosion.
Perhaps
I
’ve
exposed
myself
to
too
much
moisture.
The
climate
here
is
awfully
damp
,
especially
in
the
winter
.
Have
I
been
keeping
up
with
general maintenance?
I
think
so
,
but
wasn’t
my
cholesterol
just
slightly
elevated
the
last
time
I
had
blood
work
?
I
prod
the
gathering
darkness
and
it
’s
more
than
a
little
tender
.
Maybe
even
a
bit
swollen
.
In
grade
six
,
my
teacher
’s solution
to
every
ailment
was
a
trip
to
the
hallway
fountain
for
a
sip
of
water
.
Fell
off
the
monkey
bars?
Go
get
some
water
.
Had
a
fight
with
your
best
friend
?
A
drink
of
water
will
solve
it
.
Possible
concussion?
Better
try
the
fountain
and
then
reassess.
So
I
go
fill
a
glass
from
the
sink
just
in
case
it
fixes
my
foot
. (
It
doesn’t).
I
eventually
do
the
only
other
available
thing
and
ignore
the
problem
.
I
’m fairly
certain
my
body
has
its
own
clean
up
crew
for
these
sorts
of
spills
anyway
,
so
maybe
it
’s
not
my
responsibility
.
In
an
older
home
you
always
have
to
live
with
the
odd
squeaky
floorboard
or
clunking pipe.
So
I
go
about
my
day
hoping
I
won
’t
crash
through
a
section
of
floor
that
’s rotted
away
, revealing
decades
of
invisible
termite
damage
,
and
a
host
of
winged
workers
returning
this
temporary
dwelling
to
dust
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from