creative_curses misstree "poopsticks!" is probably my flavorite (though "turdburger" just entered the race), but many more cusses can be created through use of the following very incomplete list: NOUNS: poop (obviously) monkeys bastiches toad goat snot most body parts freak screwdriver turd ADJECTIVES: bloody friggin' crunchy chewy (chewy bastards being another flavorite) cancerous obsequious fascist slippery slimy pointy rusty flattened VERBS: sucking screaming flaming flying flinging freaking rotting 031111 ... smurfus rex My all-time favorite comes from the Breakfast Club: "Stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamn freeloadin sonuvabitch...retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole jerk..." "...You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful..." 031111 what's it to you? who go blather from