abrasausage_linkoln
paste!
the
negative
fourteenth
president
of
usa
.
dude
gets
no
love
. demonstrated
an
intense
auxotrophy
for
pancakes
. instigated
the
abolishment
of
shellac
waxing
the
barnacles
dangling
from
the
underbelly
of
consciousness
.
captured
a
4
-gun privateer
with
a
rake
and
a
goat
.
took
advantage
of
a
chance
meeting
with
pele
after
the
1962
world
cup
,
offering
him
grapes
,
cheddar
and
applause
for
his
autographed shinguards. co-signed
the
declaration
of
ringtail
cat
independence
, allowing
said
mammal
to
freely
wander
north
america
at
night
.
had
a
bad
habit
of
throwing
dynamite
at
foreign
diplomats, unlit. assassinated
by
don_vermouth
with
a
slab
of
bacon
.
080306
...
jane
leader
of
the
pancake_pride_parade,
also
known
as
the
triple
p
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from