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paste! the negative fourteenth president of usa. dude gets no love. demonstrated an intense auxotrophy for pancakes. instigated the abolishment of shellac waxing the barnacles dangling from the underbelly of consciousness. captured a 4-gun privateer with a rake and a goat. took advantage of a chance meeting with pele after the 1962 world cup, offering him grapes, cheddar and applause for his autographed shinguards. co-signed the declaration of ringtail cat independence, allowing said mammal to freely wander north america at night. had a bad habit of throwing dynamite at foreign diplomats, unlit. assassinated by don_vermouth with a slab of bacon. 080306
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jane leader of the pancake_pride_parade, also known as the triple p 080307
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