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Lights UP:
Bobby stands, holding Katy on his back, piggy back ride style. They do
not communicate.
SEAN enters
SEAN: Bobby! What the fuck is that?
BOBBY: Oh This? It's just my parasite.
SEAN: Parasite!?? What is she doing??
BOBBY: Probably deriving protein and fructose from my fat cells.
SEAN: Does it hurt??
BOBBY: NO Man, having a parasite's great! There's always someone with
you when you go to bed at night, always someone to talk about
television with¡¦ and¡¦ Look at this! (lifts up shirt) I'm losing
weight!!
SEAN: How did you even find her??
BOBBY: Well, she usually can be found in drapes and bed linens, but¡¦
Ha! Actually it's a funny story, because normally she's dormant this
time of year¡¦(Katy starts violently gnawing on bobby's neck)
SEAN: What is she DOING???
BOBBY: HAHA ITS ok, she's just mauling my neck! She does that from time to time!
(KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK)
KATY: Oh, That's me, excuse us for just a second (forces him to turn
around and address Saddy from stage right)
SADDY: Hi Baggsy, can you come out and play?
KATY: Sorry, Sadie, my host has a guest right now, I'd hate to be rude.
SADDY: What do you mean host?
KATY: That's right Sadie. It's true. I've got a host now.
SADDY: Awww, well that's OK. Has it got a friend?
(Bobby Steps to the right REVEALING SEAN!)
(Their eyes lock! They gasp! CUE THE MUSIC "Magnetic Fields" "Nothing
Matters When We're Dancing")
They dance a while. She climbs on his back.
KATY: Is this a statement about women being parasites?
BOBBY: No, this is a statement about the ladies we know being shorter
than the gentlmen we know!
LIGHTS DOWN.
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