what_i_had_envisioned amy in red I used to fear the winter Because I thought I would Become psychotic. That every winter Would have this danger. Also, I needed to have a job to keep myself busy. Also, I must say I had my thoughts. So I saw an ad in the paper (I had some sort of terrible repulse for searching for jobs through the internet) For Norwegian Cruise Line in Hawaii. I thought, ok, right, spend the winter on a ship in Hawaii, no need to even pay rent! Nice thought. I went to the interview thinking I could a) be the family activity person b) work in the giftshop or c) whatever else I was qualified for. They hired me to work in a restaurant, since I had been a waitress once in East Dundee (actually right across the street from where I got pulled over for speeding Sunday October 9th of this year). So then I thought OK! I can do this. And then it was like, what else can I do. And then: I will have sex with whoever I happen to have sex with, get pregnant, and give the baby up for adoption in the State of Hawaii, and then go about my merry life. Yes, yes, that would do the trick. But then I researched some stuff and I BELIEVE they might have signed me up for some sort of fast food or cafeteria service, and that this cruise ship kinda SUCKED (from a passenger point of view) and having had the thought that I had, I had to conclude that I WAS THINKING OF EXTREME PLANS. I don't know if it was a bad idea, but I didn't do it, your honor. I proceeded to not respond to the email or the phone call to get me out and over there. Copyright 2012 & a 100% True Story 120111 ... PeeT there's one place i have never performed. 120111 what's it to you? who go blather from