irstaphanizzle
irstaphanizzle
i
am
the
all
powerful
irstaphanizzle!!!
it
is
my
duty
to
rid
the
world
of
nosy
fucks
who
direct
me
whilst
I
type
.
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eerstoflanortzle
legend
has
it
that
in
the
forest
of
sulphur dioxide,
on
the
17th
moon
of
the
planet
Zactron_VII
,
a
strange
and
squishy
being
roams
about
the
landscape
giving
ultra
-high-frequency
hummers
that
atomize
the
genitals
of
its
lesser
conquests,
and
usually
at
least
causes
some
swelling
.
of
course
,
all
this
happens
whilst
the
subject
is
heavily
under
the
influence
of
genetically engineered
mushrooms
that
induce levitation, teleportaion,
and
diahrea.
i
like
diarhea
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from