did_you_commend_a_bride_today
a clever disguise
Seriously
,
if
you
can
get
a
man
to
commit
to
lunch
tomorrow
,
that's
something
.
Getting
a
man
to
commit
to
"
forever
"
is
like
...
I
don't
even
know
.
I
don't
know
how
any
woman
does
it
.
In
the
old
days
,
getting
married
wasn't
such
a
feat
.
Staying
together
was
the
feat
.
But
now
,
staying
together
isn't
even
on
the
table
and
you
still
can't
get
a
guy
to
do
it
.
So
, brides,
I
raise
my
glass
to
you
.
120130
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from