rob amy a thousand kisses. 040105 ... DammitJanet "So on ebay, there's girls renting their uteruses! what the fuck!? buy a uterus? sure i'll take one, what about some ovaries? ya sure why not, i can wear them for earmuffs! you have a clitorus i can get? oh i don't think you can afford one of those, we'll have to talk privately about that one, but here, have the uterus, 200 bucks... hey, i can wear it as a hat! doesnt matter if it's used, it's still a tight fit!! and y'know what, see those fuckers over there? i gotta say, kristin, you're a real woman! josie, you're a real woman, kathryn, you're a real woman! those girls? fuck, i wouldnt even spread them on toast! i'd need four pieces just to make a sandwich! why these girls swore off bread when they were 12! fuck that! i'm gonna buy a piece of bread and bring it over and say i'll give whoever eats this bread first a hundred bucks and they'll all try to shove it in their throats then choke! gaaa! gaaa! not used to the taste! can't handle it! gaaa! gaaa! y'know who they remind me of? skeletor! faces all shrunken in, fuck, that one looks like a man! has bigger hands than my feet! theres a problem there, she'd pick up my penis and be like hey whats this tiny thing in my gigantic hand!?" 040610 ... lacrima the creepy pedophile at work. He hits on all the female students, but me. He sleeps in a coffin shaped bed. And has a seventeen year old girl living with him, who he got pregnant. 040611 ... DammitJanet I was at a restaurant with him. Sitting across from him as he told me about life. I sat there staring at him, listening to his every word, and i knew i was talking to Rob. But it wasn't Rob sitting there, it was my cat. And i was so incredibly confused because this was Rob. But it was my cat. I excused myself to go to the washroom and sitting on a chair by herself was Karen from cash. She sat there knitting which she has never done, and she was wearing a white sweater with my cat's picture on it. (But then was it really my cat, or Rob?) She told me not to get involved with him, that he was trouble. I walked away and sat back down and my cat slapped the table and told me a joke. 040701 ... Isaou Someone a little special. Thanks for your tape, your help, and for goodness sakes take your shirt off. I'll be calling you about that confetti (you know I won't) 091030 what's it to you? who go blather from