i_love_you_asshole
Bespeckled
I
hate
your
eyes
-
they
look
like
crap
.
I
hate
your
hair
-
it's
really
course
,
like
a
brillo pad.
I
hate
your
skin
-
it's
pasty
and
white
and
you
look
terrible
in
the
sun
.
I
hate
your
logic
-
it
never
adds
up
,
you
always
have
circular
arguments
and
you
always
think
you
make
so
much
sense
,
but
you
don't
.
I
hate
the
way
you
think
you
own
me
-
you're
a
cocky chauvinist
and
you
don't
even
know
what
to
do
with
me
when
you
have
me
.
I
hate
your
bad
habits
-
you
fart
constantly
.
ass
.
I
hate
your
smile
!!!
You're
so
handsome
when
you
smile
.
I
hate
your
nose
-
it's
perfect
and
masculine.
I
hate
your
arms
-
they
feel
so
amazing
wrapped
around
me
.
sigh
.
I
hate
your
lips
- they've
kissed
so
many
others'.
I
hate
your
hands
- they've
run
up
down
so
many
other
thighs
.
I
hate
your
tongue
- they've
been
in
so
many
other
mouths
and
on
so
many
others'
bodies
.
I
hate
your
legs
- they've
wrapped
around
so
many
girls
.
I
hate
your
words
-
they're
full
of
lies
.
I
hate
your
feelings
for
me
-
they're
manipulative
and
you
always
,
always
,
always
hurt
me
,
every
time
.
I
hate
your
promises
-
you
always
mean
them
at
the
time
,
but
you
always
break
them
.
ugh
.
I
hate
your
eyes
-
they
see
so
deeply
into
me
.
I
hate
your
hair
-
it
feels
so
good
to
run
my
fingers
through
it
and
hear
you
moan
softly
because
it
feels
so
good
.
I
hate
your
skin
-
i
could
feel
it
against
my
lips
forever
.
I
hate
your
logic
-
you're
always
right
.
I
hate
the
way
you
think
you
own
me
-
you
do
,
and
I'm
afraid
that
I'll
belong
to
you
forever
.
I
hate
your
bad
habits
-
you
couldn't
stop
breaking
my
heart
if
you
tried
.
I
love
you
.
Bastard
!
080407
...
unhinged
text
or
call
me
back
i
have
presents
i
want
to
send
and
no
address
to
send
them
to
.
don't
be
a
dick
.
080408
what's it to you?
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go
blather
from