V and C Poetry Enterprises
This Be The Verse (with horrendous apologies to Philip Larkin)
They fuck you up, your mum and dad
Yes, Philip. And your point is, exactly . . . ?
No wonder I have to hit the gin
Cousin's a tosser
Nephew's a brat
Great uncle Edward's a renowned love rat
Auntie's a slapper
Uncle's a wanker
Grandfather Ted was a Merchant Banker
Mum's a pisshead
Dad's a fucker
I must be a total sucker.