V and C Poetry Enterprises This Be The Verse (with horrendous apologies to Philip Larkin)

They fuck you up, your mum and dad
Yes, Philip. And your point is, exactly . . . ?

Cat's crazy
Brother's grim
No wonder I have to hit the gin

Cousin's a tosser
Nephew's a brat
Great uncle Edward's a renowned love rat

Auntie's a slapper
Uncle's a wanker
Grandfather Ted was a Merchant Banker

Mum's a pisshead
Dad's a fucker
I must be a total sucker.
what's it to you?
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