scrotum
raze
slapping_a_teacher
isn't
something
i
can
claim
to
have
done
in
my
formative
years
.
but
a
teacher
did
step
on
my
manhood
once
.
every
year
before
summer
vacation
,
my
grade
school
held
a
sort
of
single
-day decathlon.
it
had
everything
from
potato
sack races
and
obstacle
courses
to
more
cerebral
activities
like
puzzles
and
interactive
games
.
there
was
something
for
everyone
.
even
ice
cream
and
a
raffle
at
the
end
of
the
day
for
any
student
who
might
not
have
won
a
prize.
each
teacher
was
in
charge
of
an
event
.
some
took
place
outside
.
some
were
set
up
in
classrooms.
one
year
i
was
in
a
group
of
kids
sitting
cross
-legged
on
the
grass
while
mr. janisse paced
and
explained
the
task
at
hand
.
he
was
one
of
my
favourite
teachers.
in
the
third grade,
he
led
us
in
a
debate
about
the
family
allowance.
my
mom
called
it
the
baby
bonus. mr. janisse explained
its
history
and
purpose
.
he
told
us
brian mulroney's
government
planned
to
get
rid
of
it
.
then
he
invited
us
to
share
our
thoughts
.
he
treated
us
as
intellectual
equals
.
we
responded
with
an
energy
we
didn't
know
was
ours
to
give
.
i
still
have
a
report
card
somewhere
with
these
words
in
his
hand
: "
john
has
shown
great
sparks
of
intelligence
.
when
he
speaks,
the
other
children
listen
."
the
first
time
i
read
that
,
i
felt
something
i
couldn't
name
.
the
day
he
stepped
on
my
scrotum,
he
made
the
mistake
of
walking
backwards
.
i
was
in
his
way
.
i
tried
to
slide
to
the
side
.
there
wasn't
enough
time
.
all
of
his
weight
came
down
on
the
softest
part
of
me
.
one
foot
did
all
the
damage
.
he
fell
on
his
ass
and
i
scurried
away
like
the
wounded
animal
i
was
.
he
didn't
chastise
me
.
he
didn't
apologize.
he
just
got
up
and
glared
while
i
tried
to
ignore
the
burning
in
my
balls
.
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