generous
epitome of incomprehensibility
Actually
,
I
don't
think
I
am
.
The
charity
appeal offers
leave
me
cold
:
I
think
, "
Free
cards
!
Yay
!
I
don't
have
to
buy
the
things
now
!"
rather
than
"
I
need
to
donate
money
to
support
cancer
research
NOW
!"
Meh
.
Cancer
is
cancer
. Genetic odds
are
I'll
probably
die
of
it
in
some
form
,
but
in
the
meantime
I'm
modestly supporting
my
bad
translation
of
Medicines
Without
Frontiers
plus
the
Nature
Conservancy
of
Canaduckia.
And
my
former alma mater
with
twenty
-five
whole
dollars
a
year
.
In
the
meantime
I
accept
free
cards
,
stickers
,
pens
,
and
tote bags;
but
hold
the
address
labels
,
please
.
I've
no
use
for
them
.
151016
...
e_o_i
Eh,
the
address
labels
are
OK
in
lieu
of
Scotch
tape
for
wrapping
presents.
My
brother's
getting
Christmas
wrapping
held
together
with
Christmas
address
labels
/stickers
for
his
birthday
presents -
I
can
write
this
off
as
a
joke
rather
than
an
economic
necessity
.
200904
...
e_o_i
That
needs
clarification!
I
bought
him
REAL
presents (
two
books
and
a
movie
-
my
parents
chipped
in
).
I'm
just
WRAPPING
them
with
Christmas
-themed
paper
.
~
you
see
,
I
am
generous~
200904
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from