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raze neighbour spends an exorbitant amount of money having a bunch of landscaping work done in his backyard. has large decorative stones and a new lawn put in, along with a sitting area.

never sits in his new backyard. never has anyone else over to sit in his new backyard. never once sets foot in his new backyard.

now that it's wintertime and we're weeks away from thick blankets of snow covering everything and killing his fancy new lawn, he pays someone to come use a leaf blower on it. on saturday. at night. in the dark. wearing a helmet-mounted flashlight.

what the hell is that?
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unhinged sounds like your neighbour has too much money and should give some to you

is practicing her canadian spelling
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raze i'm so used to writing "dig the canadian spelling" when i'm writing a letter or email or something to an american friend...

your turn to take a bow!
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raze yesterday a squirrel was sitting at the little table, looking for all the world like they were waiting for a date to show up before getting impatient and taking off.

that was officially the first living thing to make any use of it.
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raze HE SAT IN THE BACKYARD. HE WAS READING A BOOK. I SAW HIM. IT REALLY HAPPENED.

it just goes to show: all things are possible.
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