ask_doctor_stupid dB Well, seeing as Johnny West has so, ever so messily departed, you will need someone else to drive insane. So bring it. Go on bring it. 010313 ... johnny west :::gurgling, head barely attached::: Uh...I dunno...I think I'm still kinda...somethin'...people stopped askin' questions...punk lady...pissed off cuz I called her "baby"...shouldn't have sent ya that blood of mine... 010313 ... DENZEL WASHINGTON Denzel loved you! Now DIEEE!!! 010313 ... johnny west I think I can salvage my head...on two conditions. 1) Stupidpunkgirl has to tell me WHY SHE WANTED TO MARRY ME, BEFORE I SCREWED IT UP!!! and... ::coughs up blood:: yuck... 2) Ya gotta ask me somethin'! Anything! Anyone! My brain's dyin' here! And...sorry to be fillin' up your space, dB. Just wanted to let y'all know...I ain't quite done yet. 010313 ... mikey watching Monty Python the Holy Grail...this kinda makes me think of the scene with the black knight guarding the bridge "what do you mean? you have no arms!" "oh tis but a flesh wound" 010313 ... dB Come here! I'll bite yer kneecaps off! 010313 ... florescent light What's wrong with me? 010313 ... johnny west Hold on a sec...just to clarify something, are you asking me or dB? 010313 ... florescent light What's wrong with me? 010313 ... johnny west GODDAMMIT! I guess I can't ask anyone anything anywhere! Oh well. I have no idea what's wrong with you because, aside from our blather connection, I don't really know you. BUT, as my friend Denzel likes to say: "Most people who fear that somethin' is wrong with them are jus' tuggin' on shit! Y'see, I used to walk around thinkin', 'I ain't so hot! None of these ladies I'm doin' sexy things with really care about my ass!' Who was I kiddin'? "No one should question themselves, unless they can't please their sexy friends! That's the only time you got trouble! And Denzel ain't got no trouble there!" Hardly universal words, but they're the best I can do right now. Actually, you'd probably be better off disregarding anything Denzel says. He's not exactly very...open-minded. 010313 ... johnny west i gotta_sleep_sleep_sleep 010313 what's it to you? who go blather from