music_jokes warmthofrelease What do Eric_Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream. This is also kind of a Jack_Bruce joke. Not a Ginger_Baker joke tho he's a jerk but he would be a great musician if only he wasn't a drummer. Ok I'm done. For now. 240307 ... raze oh, that's good. (though i've always had a soft spot for "layla and other assorted love songs". duane allman really brought something special out of old slowhand there.) i can vouch for the veracity of this one, because i've lived it over and over again: q: what do drummers and philosophers have in common? a: they both perceive time as an abstract concept. seriously. i've never met a reliable drummer in my life. some of the stories i've got sound like they're made up. i wish they were. 240308 ... warmthofrelease how do you know when a drummer's knocking at your door? they don't know when the hell to come in. what did the drummer get on his test? drool. or, the underrated classic which has already kind of been spoiled, who's the guy who hangs out with all the musicians in the band? the drummer. another punchline that's already sort of been spoiled and also a way way darker joke (now that I know you guys are cool) what's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric_Clapton would NEVER leave a bag of cocaine sitting on a windowsill. 240308 ... nr i'll try not to take the above personally, raze! :) 240309 ... raze i shoulda said, "i've never met a reliable drummer in this *city* in my life." bun of a stitch! i was thinking of windsor, and my hilariously doomed attempts to put anything resembling a band together over the years. i hope you know i would never lump you in with those folks. you're the only percussionist i trust. 240309 what's it to you? who go blather from