conservative
silentbob
ignorant
"
tradition
"
mask
for
bigot
010207
...
unhinged
can
we
all
just
take
the
middle
please
?
and
by
the
way
george
,
i
don't
need
your
christian values
so
would
you
please
stop
trying
to
make
them
laws
?
and
your
tax
cut
....come
on
now
.
010317
...
fetishistic
in
its
truest
sense
no
longer
exists
a
true
political conservative
wishes
to
inhibit
the
size
and
role
of
government
in
ALL
aspects,
not
just
the
ones
he
/she
has
a
philosophical
dispute
with
less
government
should
be
just
that
but
here
in
AmeriKa
,
our
conservatives
want
fewer
government
services
and
less
regulation
of
large
corporate interests
who
contribute nicely
to
campaigns,
on
the
other
hand
they
are
perfectly willing
to
enact
MORE
laws
to
imprison
MORE
people
for
things
that
generally
should
not
be
the
business
of
the
government
*
what
i
read
*
who
among
the
consenting
adult
population
i
have
sex
with
*
what
movies
i
can
watch
*
what
religion
i
can
belong
to
(
since
it's
obvious
that
dubya
and
company
are
only
a
hair's breadth
from
being
the
amerikan
x
-tian equivalent
of
the
Taliban
and
religion
may
as
well
become
a
mandate
too
)
*
what
sexual
positions
my
partner
and
i
may
enjoy
(belive
it
or
not
,
in
some
states, oral
and
anal
sex
are
illegal
even
between
consenting partners
and
some
have
even
gone
so
far
as
to
recently
outlaw
sex
toys
such
as
dildos
and
vibrators)
*
even
though
,
in
this
jesus
-driven
utopia
, they'll
never
be
exposed
to
anythnig overtly
sexual
,
our
children
will
still
have
unparalleled access
to
all
the
firearms
they
could
ever
want
to
pop
off
at
each
other
*
and
since
cocaine
has
always
been
popular
among
the
hard
line
right
wing
in
this
country
I
guess
this
means
we
can
look
forward
to
this
country's
two
faced policy
of
pipelining
money
to
drug
lords
who
embrace
ou political ideals
under
the
table
while
publicly decrying
the
use
of
the
same
drugs
our
tax dollars
are
helping
to
grow
010318
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from