april_fools
silentbob
God
,
you
must
have
a
sense
of
humor
making
it
snow
today
020401
...
pilgrim
I
consider
this
my
own
Personal
Holiday
.
020401
...
lulie
my
other
name
was
april
.
020401
...
a local blather god
Attention
, newdream users:
Blather
is
closing
down
in
exactly
2
days
.
You
have
2
days
to
save
any
blathers
you
want
to
keep
from
being
sucked
into
the
black
void
of
dead
internet
sites.
020401
...
birdmad is a junkie
dude
,
that's
not
even
funny
i
am
more
hooked
on
blather
than
i
a
have
ever
been
on
cigarettes
or
heroin
that
would
totally
fuck
up
my
mind
020401
...
blue star
my
sister's
birthday
.
she's
on
a
bus
on
her
way
to
nyc
right
now
for
a
band
trip
...
I
make
fun
of
how
she's
flat
and
skinny
.......
mostly
cuz
I'm
jealous
about
the
skinny
part
.
I
know
I
shouldn't
do
it
...
a
teenage
girl's
psyche
is
already
so
fragile
...
I
just
can't
help
it
...
020401
...
cocoon
was
funny
.
we
kept
telling
all
of
our
teachers
they
had
to
go
see
ms.
s
and
when
we
sent
out
economics
teacher
to
go
do
it
,
the
whole
class
went
and
hid
in
this
adjoining
room
.
when
we
got
back
,
turns
out
he
had
been
switching
stuff
from
people's bags.
its
good
to
have
teachers
with
a
sense
of
humour.
040401
...
raze
today
a
friend
is
supposed
to
find
out
if
a
grant
he
applied
for
some
months
back
has
been
approved.
if
he
gets
the
go
-ahead,
my
payday
for
the
work
i'm
doing
for
him
increases tenfold.
the
way
things
have
been
going
lately
,
i'm
half
expecting
him
to
get
an
email
this
afternoon
telling
him
it's
all
good
, followed
by
another
email
explaining
the
first
was
the
result
of
a
clerical
error
and
it's
a
no
-go.
150401
...
raze
he
didn't
get
the
news
today
after
all
.
maybe
that
was
the
joke
…
150401
...
raze
(
he
never
did
get
that
grant
.
but
today
he
joked
he
was
starting
a
7
-piece
all
-xylophone
band
called
"
the
dark
xylophone
love
orchestra".)
160401
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from