april splinken a cattle ranch. a bottle of apple schnapps. naked tourists on picnic tables. it's queensland, all the way. 010506 ... nocturnal best month of the year. it must be. both napoleon (not bonaparte) and I were born in it. well, tax day sucks, but other than that, it's lovely. 010507 ... the swinger of birches but now its so good to finally say its may. 010508 what's it to you? who go blather from