the_subservient_chicken raze do you remember the subservient chicken? he was the costumed character behind one of the first successful viral marketing campaigns. don't tell me a man in a cumbersome suit didn't spend his days in a catatonic state waiting for strangers on the internet to give him life, and that there was only ever a pile of prerecorded clips designed to create the illusion of an exchange. i know what i saw. i made that counterfeit domesticated fowl dance and die and try to fly. i had him on a string. the one thing he wouldn't do was talk to me. i asked him what love was and he stared at the screen, thinking of the half-human hen who got away. though the video feed has gone dark, i'd be willing to bet he's still standing there, bartering with alectryon to bring her back somehow. 260729 what's it to you? who go blather from