phones
raze
the
new
one
is
identical
to
the
last
one
i
had
.
simple
and
black
,
with
an
lcd
screen
and
a
volume
control
and
a
coiled cord
and
a
programmable
clock
.
why
spend
more
than
fifteen bucks
on
something
you're
going
to
plug
into
a
landline
when
you
don't
have
to
?
the
main
thing
that
separates
the
two
is
the
dearth
of
dust
.
i
would
have
kept
using
the
old
one
,
but
it
started
buzzing
a
few
days
ago
,
and
then
it
stopped
working
altogether.
it
wasn't
anything
new
batteries
could
fix
.
it
was
dead
.
don't
be
sad
.
it
had
a
good
run
.
if
everything
that
inexpensive lasted
as
long
, we'd
be
doing
all
right
.
my
favourite
phone
is
somewhere
in
the
basement
.
i
haven't
seen
it
since
i
was
a
kid
.
it's
a
tiny
grand
piano
.
the
keys
span
a
little
more
than
an
octave, accidentals
and
all
.
i
used
to
trace
out
clumsy
little
melodies
before
i
knew
what
notes
were
.
i
wonder
what
my
fingers
would
want
to
tell
those
plastic
teeth
now
.
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