bizarre
raze
we
had
to
make
a
collage
for
high_school
english
class
one
year
.
which
makes
no
sense
until
i
tell
you
the
person
who
gave
us
that
assignment
was
a
deadbeat
drama
teacher
the
faculty chose
to
play
out
of
position
instead
of
going
to
the
trouble
of
getting
someone
who
actually
cared
and
knew
what
the
hell
they
were
doing
. lewsaw
would
do
things
like
show
us
a
movie
and
then
ask
us
some
questions
about
it
so
he'd
have
something
to
base
our
grades
on
.
most
of
the
time
he
slept
or
sulked
at
his
desk
, hungover,
making
it
a
glorified
free
period
.
my
collage
was
an
exercise
in
unbridled
silliness
.
i
glued
a
screaming
face
onto
the
crotch
of
some
speedo-clad
someone
and
had
bob_dylan
tell
paul
mccartney
a
dirty
joke
.
a
chimpanzee
with
a
surfboard waxed
philosophical
.
a
man
married
a
mess
of
crash
test
dummies
in
the
absence
of
a
willing
human
partner
. lewsaw's
only
written
comment
was
, "
you
are
bizarre."
i
think
i
scared
him
a
little
.
i
took
it
as
a
compliment
.
still
do
.
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