hippo_crates
Geraldo Ravioli
manufactured
by
a
religious
colony
of
porch_foot_lepers
in
the
hollows
of
the
hills
in
east
scahu
(
being
a
breakaway sect
of
devotees
of
Saint_Lunchmeat_Aloysius_Basketball
they
were
driven
from
their
500_watt_monastereo
in
hapsslj
by
a
mob
of
angry
turtles
)
the
crates
are
crafted
through
a
secret
means
from
the
increadibly
light
but
durable
wood
of
specially
grown
Large_hadron_taco_trees
the
only
notable
misstep
in
the
marketing
of
these
was
the
infamous
buy
-one,
get
-one-thrown-at-grandma
campaign
of
1977
in
which
there
were
at
least
seventeen
thousand
comfirmed fatalities
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