vegan_shark
raze
when
your
hair
starts
to
lose
a
bit
of
its
resilience
,
it
does
strange
things
to
you
while
you
sleep
.
most
mornings
now
,
i
roll
out
of
bed
looking
like
some
kind
of
man
-size
shark
.
i
won't
bite
,
though
.
not
even
if
there's
blood
in
the
water
.
i'll
take
a
good
salad
over
a
flailing
leg
any
day
of
the
week
.
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...
nr
my
sister
used
to
have
a
fish
tank
that
had
a
vegetarian
shark
,
which
we
always
thought
was
funny
and
sounded
like
an
oxymoron
.
there
were
also
two
little
frogs
that
would
swim
up
to
the
tank
and
then
float
, motionless
in
a
starfish
shape
,
back
to
the
bottom
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from