telltale
silentbob
Birdmad
:
here's
a
tale
to
tell
you
.
Boy
meets
girl
halfway
round
the
world
.
They
are
a
little
far
apart
,
age
wise
.
he
loves
her
.
she
loves
him
.
but
she
is
young
.
immature
. undecisive
about
her
life
.
doesn't
really
know
what
she
wants
.
dumps
him
.
why
?
she
got
pregnant
by
some
guy
she
barely knows.
now
they're
engaged.
there's
not
a
lot
he
can
do
from
half
away
around
the
world
, except
express
his
heartbreak
thru
email
.
This
is
the
life
right
now
of
a
guy
i
know
,
a
friend
of
mine
.
What
do
you
think
of
this
?
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...
Bird(ann landers)mad
ouch
sounds
like
this
guy
is
going
through
a
lot
all
at
once
i
know
i
was
a
bit
luckier
in
that
qnytime
anything
like
those
things
happened
to
me
it
was
one
at
a
time
except
for
the
distance
issue
,
it
reminds
me
of
the
whole
Samantha
episode
which
means
he
would
do
best
to
walk
away
now
before
she
hurts
him
any
further
.
If
things
go
wrong
between
her
and
the
other
guy
,
she'll
turn
right
back
to
your
friend
,
but
it
will
most
likely
just
be
as
a
means
for
her
to
take
out
any
unresolved
angst
on
her
part
see
:
betrayal
i
keep
thinking
i
should
have
taken
my
uncle's
offer
to
move
out
to
the
gulf coast
010304
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from