mountain_dew_rock
soia
You
thought
we
weren't
going
to
figure
you
out
.
We
did
.
Now
you're
getting
everything
you
deserve
.
I
hope
you
learn
something
from
this
.
Everything
that
you
do
comes
back
to
you
.
"
when
you
want
to
be
with
me
then
we
will
see
who's
fucking
with
my
head
"
010427
...
soia
slowly
the
molten lava
of
dissent
is
rolling forth
to
burn
the
liars
better
lock
your
door
K
010501
...
Dafremen
uhhhhhhhh
ok
do0d
no
more
caffeine
for
you
.
We
have
a
pyramid
of
352 moutain
dew
cans
in
our
cubicle.
We
did
the
math
.
That's
4224
fluid
ounces
of
DEW
or
33 gallons...damn
huh
?
It's
still
growing
. Fortunately
it
has
become
a
landmark
that
people
use
to
find
their
way
through
the
cubicle
maze
so
we
haven't
been
told
to
get
rid
of
it
yet
.
010502
...
jennifer
code
red
010503
...
j_blue
pepsi
is
gonna
market
a
caffeinated
cherry
soda
to
do
battle
with
mountain_dew
010504
...
jittery birdmad
why
would
they
battle
their
own
product?
maybe
it
could
be
"
mountain
dew
red
"
i
just
know
i've
ruined
my
stomach
with
the
green
stuff
(
i
can
drink
it
but
i'll
regret
it
later
...o!
the
sweet
caffeinated
agony
)
010504
...
Dafremen
Pepsi
already
HAS
a
caffeinated
cherry
soda
called
Wild
cherry
Pepsi.
It
kinda
sucks
though
.
We
did
some
calculations
on
our
Mountain
Dew
pyramid.
It's
now
372 cans
which
is
about
34.785 gallons
of
soda
or
4464
fluid
ounces.
The
amount
of
sugar
in
the
whole
thing
is
35 pounds.
That's
7
of
those
bags
of
sugar
they
sell
at
the
store
.
Yowza!
010504
...
mad red bird
i
knew
about
that
one
,
i
was
kinda
hoping
for
something
without
the
cola
though
,
like
cherry
7
-Up,
but
with
caffeine
(
and
lots
of
it
)
010504
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from