materialist
epitome of incomprehensibility
Lately
I've
said
that
I
was
a
materialist
in
a
literal
sense
.
A
sense
that
should
be
neutral,
but
it
wasn't
really
.
I
was
worried
that
I
was
missing
out
on
things
by
not
being
very
spiritual
nor
particularly scientific,
and
also
afraid
as
well
that
I
didn't
have
as
much
imagination
as
I
used
to
.
Well
,
now
I'll
use
the
word
in
a
narrower, specifically
negative
sense
:
I've
bought
too
many
things
lately
.
And
these
were
not
only
presents
but
comfort
things
for
myself
:
clothes
,
books
,
and
extra
shampoo
in
case
there's
a
shampoo
apocalypse
where
all
the
shampoo
goes
missing
and
people
fight
their
way
through
the
barren
desert
to
the
fabled
Shampoo
Spring
.
Of
course
I'm
worried
about
my
spending
for
a
very
materialist
reason
:
I
only
have
so
much
money
.
But
there
must
be
a
balance
. Buying
things
isn't
necessarily
bad
. (
I
would
expand
that
and
say
"trading."
That
is
broader.)
But
I
don't
want
to
be
so
concerned
about
just
getting
stuff
. Bleh.
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...
tender_square
"
whenever
you
get
back
from
there
,
you're
always
talking
about
materialism,"
he
said
of
her
hometown. "
it's
pronounced.
to
the
point
that
i've
talked
to
my
therapist
about
it
.
it
lasts
for
about
a
day
and
a
half
before
you
return
to
yourself
."
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from