limerick_game
raze borrowing this from a long-gone 'skite who came up with the idea twenty_years_ago, because it might be a fun little diversion.

the way it works is simple: a limerick is written by committee, with everyone taking turns contributing one line each.

i'll start:

there once was a toaster from seoul... 		250119
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Jus that burned all the breads, buns, and rolls 250120
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Soma but to my surprise 250120
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e_o_i it burped up two pies 250120
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warmthofrelease and declared "when I bake I am whole" 250120
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raze okay, that was glorious. i wasn't expecting to laugh so many delighted laughs along the way.

the floor is now open and free of slipping hazards. if or when anyone gets the urge to start another chain of rhythmic rhymes, i'll gladly ride shotgun. 		250121
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Jus There once was a cat with a grin 250121
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raze that was cursed with a weakness for gin 250121
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e_o_i and when he got tipsy 250122
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ovenbird he'd proudly admit he 250409
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FauxGrr had nine lives of glorious sin! 250409
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ovenbird Oh yay! FauxGrr I love the last line! 250409
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Soma (and I wish the response was just mine) 250409
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e_o_i Because when I write 250410
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ovenbird I refuse to be trite 250410
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raze through words, i can touch the divine 250411
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ovenbird I'm laughing so hard at this because I definitely did not mean for that line about FauxGrr's contribution to be the start of a new limerick and it's completely delightful that it got turned into one. (And for clarity, none of this is meant to be a limerick either! But someone should start another one!) 250411
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raze there once was a reptile named ray 250705
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ovenbird who received a most puzzling bouquet 250705
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e_o_i of pickles and figs 250705
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Jus and bright purple wigs 250705
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ovenbird And a note that said "Ray, I can't stay." 251104
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ovenbird A new one perhaps:

What if there's not enough cake? 		260205
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raze will the muffins expand when i wake? 260206
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Jus will the cookies be dry 260207
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ovenbird as my sun tortured eyes? 260224
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warmthofrelease why must it be so stressful to bake? 260224
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nr we never will have enough time 260224
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raze to construct an appropriate rhyme 260227
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nr so all we can do 260227
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ovenbird is store words in a shoe 260227
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raze and if their soles stink, it's a crime 260228
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