i_am_not_a_nice_person little wonder unfortunately this doesn't come across to a lot of people, and then i'm a bitch. this isn't something that just happened one day and was never there before. i've never tried to hide that. for some reason, though...they never see it until later. 020304 ... nocturnal same with me. then when they figure out the truth, they act all surprised as if I didn't warn them. whenever I tell someone that I'm a bitch once you get to know me, I think they think I'm joking. oh well. too bad for them. 020304 ... pilgim That does it! I'm wiring my hedges With a battery operated Puppy Popper The next time that jerk Just stands there holding the leash Letting his dog piss my bushes to death He'll have his arm jerked out of it's socket! As Fido gets his penis blasted by a couple o' thousand volts! Somebodys gonna learn something. Life's a bitch 020305 ... little wonder yes...that's exactly it. "i'm a bitch" "haha no you're not" *sigh* just wait. 020305 ... blamethesky yeah...that's why me and jessi get along so well... we're both bitchy together 020305 ... silentbob marry me? 020305 ... little wonder me and emily feed off of each other. most people don't like it when we're together because it's massive bitchiness times TWO 020305 ... peyton Once upon a time, an old woman was walking along the road to her home. It was a sunny day, and the birds were singing. On the side of the road, she heard a faint whimpering, and she realized that it was a snake. The snake was gravely injured, as it had been run over on the road earlier in the day, and the injury and the sun had nearly killed it. The woman, her heart full of compassion, picked the snake up and took it home, where she stemmed it's bleeding. She nursed and hand fed the snake, holding it gently until it finally found the strength to survive and live again. And when the day came that the snake was finally healed, it reared it's head and bit the old woman fiercely upon the neck, injecting poison into her that was mortal. As the old woman lay on the floor, dying, she said to the snake, "Snake, I found you when you were almost dead. I nursed you and healed you, and now you've repaid my generousity with death. Why have you done this?" The snake looked upon the woman and sneered. With a spiteful laugh it said, "Bitch, you knew from the start I was a snake." ------- I'm not sure where I heard this, but it seemed appropriate. 020516 ... i am jacks obsessive analysis of cinema old navajo parable as best as i know, gets used during the mushroom hallucination sequence of natural_born_killers, the old man inadvertently prohesying his own death, also the only killing for which mickey and mallory show remorse, after mickey wakes from his nightmare/hallucination/fugue and shoots the old guy as soon as he finishes telling the story 020517 what's it to you? who go blather from