joking
raze
someone
threatened
to
blow
up
my
house
once
.
he
called
and
left
a
message
.
he
said
i
bought
the
belt
-driven
turntable
he
wanted
from
this
great
little
audio
place
that
i
don't
think
exists
anymore
.
then
he
told
me
what
he
was
going
to
do
about
it
.
he
must
have
known
me
.
but
he
disguised
his
voice
with
an
awful
accent
that
didn't
even
know
what
it
was
trying
to
be
.
and
his
number
was
unlisted.
whoever
left
that
message
,
i
think
he
thought
it
was
a
joke
.
i
wasn't
laughing
.
this
was
a
few
months
after
two
men
kicked
in
my
front_door
and
threatened
to
kill
me
.
an
experience
like
that
will
strain
your
ability
to
find
humour
in
the
idea
of
being
reduced
to
ashes
by
an
unstable vinyl junkie.
i
never
did
find
out
who
that
person
was
.
sometimes
i
wonder
,
though
.
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