hysterics Tank i told agent orange how my cat naima sometimes has an inability to shit right. therefore one finds a stench of cat shit around the house and a great big lump of dried excrement stuck to her arse. in short, i told him how i have to wipe my cats behind... then i said, if it is true that humans become like thier pets, will you still be my friend if i fail to wipe my peachy buttocks correctly? he said yes, but it would be a telephone friendship... 010831 ... unhinged the cat took a shit in his trombone case so fast that all he could do was clean it up and try to get rid of the stench. for some reason, the stench of cat shit is one that is hard to get rid of. so he came up to the third floor to ask him for his soft case and i was sitting in the corner of the room on the futon as we were getting ready to go to bed. he wouldn't look me in the eye like we were doing something that no one else should see. we were getting ready to go to bed for christ's sake. the funniest part was that the next morning she looked like she was going to break down into hysterics seeing me there with the same clothes on as the night before. 010831 what's it to you? who go blather from