grinched tender_square (a found poem from nextdoor’s ann arbor postings) i’m curious if anyone else had the same problem this morning: we woke up and found all our christmas decorations & our tree missing from the living room—gone. all the presents & stockings we worked so hard for are gone! i opened up the fridge and discovered that my chocolate pudding was gone, my roasted beast stew gone, the breakfast hippy hash—gone! who would do such thing? - do you owe the city any money? - omg, serious? they did all this while you were sleeping? - sorry to hear. - times like these you shouldn’t joke. if it was true then you’ll deserve the same laughter. - never happens to us jewish folk. - that's terrible if it is true! but lock your doors from now on! - if that is true that is very unfortunate, and you need to file a police report. - that's a nightmare. - is this a joke? 211230 what's it to you? who go blather from