edgy epitome of incomprehensibility Something my teenage self was good at: trying to be edgy and offensive, and only succeeding in being confusing/odd. Yesterday I was cleaning my room, going through old papers from school & writing, and thinking, "How many more times will I see some variation of '9/11 = 0.81'???" 9/11 = 0.818181... 9/11 = 0.82 9/11 = 82%, B plus It's a good thing I wasn't born two years earlier or else I would've probably made fun of the Columbine shooting in some illogical way. Let's see: "A columbine is a flower. Therefore, it stands to reason: Guns don't kill people, proximity to flowers kills people." ...Nah, too intellectual. More like: "Don't go to school inside a flower, you'll get shot! MWAHAHA." I was pretty bad at being evil, at least through the medium of words on paper, but it bothers me how much ill intent I had. 180928 ... e_o_i Because I can't (won't) resist: Q: You know what's edgy? A: A dodecahedron! 180928 what's it to you? who go blather from