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pee_in_a_bottle
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god
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if i could put pee in a bottle, there's one thing that i'd like to do.
i'd spend every day til eternity passes to convince you to put in some poo.
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010616
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kinkazoid
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one time my friend peed in a mountain dew bottle and tried to feed it to my next door neighbors annoying cousin..the girl didnt except though
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010616
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unhinged
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would it make you happy if i sat down right now and squatted with a bottle?
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010616
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god
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yes, although i have no clue why. i've never been a "pee fetishist" before, and i've had plenty of opportunties...
i just feel compelled somehow...
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010619
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j_blue
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please try not to mock 'time in a bottle', my mom had her best friend sing that song at her wedding
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010619
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unhinged
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it's a weird kind of fetish but i'll oblige
*hands god my pee in a bottle*
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010619
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god
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i love jim croce. i'm not really mocking him. i consider it more of a tribute than anything. besides, it worked! (holds up pee).
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010620
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unhinged
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maybe i shouldn't ask but what are you planning to do with it?
it's probably not a smart thing to voluntarily give someone something that can be used against you in voodoo ritual.
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010620
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god
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well, i'm a gonna drink it, of course.
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010620
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unhinged
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why?
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010620
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god
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it's a strange, unexplainable compulsion, right up there with making up languages, then talking with them before i get all the meainings sorted out.
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010621
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unhinged
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i won't stand in the way of strange unexplainable compulsions. in fact, i might contribute to them. or something.
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010621
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god
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(drnks pee, then smiles)
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010622
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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