lobotomy moldylockz Least of My Worries (an ode to the oatmeal brain, and my envy of their vacation ad infinitum) Oi! You /do/ know I see you staring slack-jawed at me Close that mouth and wipe the drool from your chin! I've got BIG news for the community I've grown tired of all this thinking, ...thinking... ...thinking... (phew!) fuck complex thought, I'm gettin' me a lobotomy! Not some rusty icepick, back-alley psycho shit, ah nah, not even were it free Fingers crossed, I'm hopeful Obamacare'll cover it, totes worth the small fee (cue blank stares from the fluoride brigade) Sheesh, guys, I'm kidding! Can you not take a joke? Y'all seriously think I'm serious? Nah, it's merely fun I poke Likely, 'tis symptomatic of all the dope I smoke... I must admit to bare life these days, one simply /must/ toke. Gotta get dazed to be confused on your level, for I am far too woke. (number one rule of showbiz: you gotta make'em laugh) To you, a lobotomy may seem a tad extreme, much too heinous a fix The process basically whipping the brain in to ...Mmmm... cake mix! ;} /Au contraire/, I say! A delightful alternative to the carnage, the pain humanity inflicts I'm nauseous waking up each-and-every day to perform your lame circus tricks I'm definitly allergic to humans, prolonged exposure and my throat constricts (he says, "they know not what they do," and I say, "chyeah, well... you're enabling them!") 170611 what's it to you? who go blather from