lactose_intolerant ecila but isnt everyone, really? i dont need this milky phlegm i cant breathe fucking cows. 020605 ... daxle yes, everyone is, to some extent. when you get past about age 5 most of the enzymes you have to break down lactose are no longer produced. (interesting side note: certain people of northern european descent make some of these enzymes throughout adulthood) So where does all the lactose go? The bacteria in your intestines digest some of it, producing copious amounts of gas. 020605 ... pilgrim Curds Away! 020606 ... Photophobe Red I'm allregic to the protein in milk. When I say this people usually go "oh so you're lactose intoerant!" I'm not, but i'm usually too lazy to correct them. 020606 ... jinx My sister was telling me the percentages of people that are lactose intolerant. European was the least percentage, followed by Asains and then Africans. She said it's because milk has only been in the human diet for not even a thousand years...and the places with less milk=more people who are lactose intolerant... 020819 ... daxle my biology teacher said africa was the least intolerant... who knows... anyway bobby sent me a t-shirt which says "hug a holstein" but it's large so jesse wears it, and he wrote on the back "lactose inolerance!" and it makes me giggle 020820 ... jinx meh-I'd believe a biology teacher over my sister about that... 020820 ... silentbob i was afraid the shirt would be too small actually 020821 ... daxle I'm a tiny girl with only a very moderate beer belly, bobby 020821 ... unhinged "you are going to be so sick after that milkshake" "why?" "because you're lactose intolerant." "actually i am. how did you know that?" "when you HAD to stop at the bp to take a shit when you were driving me home, it was kind of obvious." 020822 what's it to you? who go blather from