empty_threats
jane i'm going to cocoon you! 071128
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TheJunketeer If you don't settle down, I'm going to spit_acid on you and melt your face off... 071128
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m your butt is dumb 071212
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:P yeah and if your not careful, i'll shave all your hair of when you are asleep and tattoo on your forehead "ghost". 071212
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fuck off and your butt is for poo not for dicks. 071212
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j my co-worker to her son:

i'm gonna slap you in the face if you don't be quiet!

{she never will/he's figured this out, & will continue acting up}
071221
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now_now "for every sprinkle I find... I'm going to KILL you!" 080326
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kellen remove yourself from my presence before I kick your face off! 080425
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margaux i'm going to eat ALL YOUR HAIR 080427
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now_now "It apears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exculsive! It is a probability miracle!" 080428
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now_now "Don't make me come out of this vase!" 080606
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herman belugnan i'll show you a REAL good time.....! 080606
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unhinged the sirens chased me down in the basement for almost an hour this afternoon 080606
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one angry monkey i'm gonna polish your toenails with applesauce!!!!!!! 080606
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unhinged oh no. these ones are not empty. and if i ever see you again i am calling the police. 080611
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yo i'll kick you into next week 080613
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jane this is the only face i have! 080613
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n_n "I'll kill you for that, asshole! I'm going to hit you so fucking hard, you'll be blind!" 080613
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n_n i will shush you... to DEATH. 080628
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Hannibal if you try to sell me anything, i'll rip your face off with my teeth 080706
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SleepieCloud I will rip off your head and fill it with snakes. 080707
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Sleepie Cloud I will destroy you... with cookies. 080805
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richter Next time, I'll be deadly serious, next time! 120806
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Charlie Kelly I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE! 120814
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raze i'm going to make you a mediocre lunch and guilt you into eating it. 230501
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